Funny Dad Shirts & New Dad Gifts

This collection is for dads who tell the same joke twice on purpose, guard the grill tongs like family heirlooms and now count their sleep in minutes. He might be a brand-new dad, a proud girl dad or the self-appointed head of barbecue. Either way, these designs speak his language: groan-worthy, deadpan and a little sleep-deprived.

Screen Time: 9 Hrs looks like a phone's weekly report, but you can guess who he was really watching. Swaddled Tighter Than My Budget is for the man who learned the burrito wrap and the price of nappies in the same week. These are original designs with humour that gets a laugh at the hospital, the cookout and the school gate.

They make good gifts for Father's Day, his first birthday as a dad, a baby shower or a "you're doing great" surprise for no reason. Add a mug for the 3am bottle shift. Everything is printed on demand, with tees on soft Bella+Canvas, and ships worldwide.